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| The Ton Hunters Profile- By Cpt. Chris Trojak, Chief Comander of Ton Hunters | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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The Ton Hunters Bio - by Chris Trojak Purpose: Top secret organization that is dedicated to exploring, preserving and finding all abandoned, deserted, and/or creepy houses, properties, landmarks and �local myths�. Date formed: Nearly 10 years ago. Location: Philadelphia area and surrounding suburban and rural areas including Wilmington, Delaware as well. (expansion will occur when extra time and resources become available) Success record: 100% - never been prosecuted and/or arrested Definition of the word, �ton�: ton is a codeword, a shortened form of the original code word - �crouton�, which designates any deserted place of interest which needs to be explored, plundered and preserved. This codeword makes it easier to discuss these places without interference from civilians. Rules: 1. No area or location of interest is to be explored alone. 2. No stealing anything unless it is not essential to enjoy the ton. 3. No breaking things unless entire situation is evaluated. Motto: �Respect the architect� - meaning don�t mess with what shouldn�t be messed with. Members: (All identities are hidden to protect the integrity of the team) Chris T: One of the two main Ton Hunters and one of the most eager and willing of the hunters. He finds tons at an average rate, yet is often the first to get the initiative going to explore and enter what was already found. Very cautious yet still brave, he is usually the driver and is not afraid to be the first to enter a ton. Has fallen through a floor before and has twice went into the fabled, �Bitch House�- both signs of a true hunter. Dan McSpran: The second of the main Ton Hunters, he is the bravest of the hunters, yet is sometimes too brash for his own good, with situations like losing his car keys arising. He finds tons very well and often is the first to enter. He has also got into the �Bitch House� twice and fell through a floor once. A master of getting away from sticky situations, he is the best at escaping. Mike C: He is the master of breaking and entering- quietly and elusively. Very intelligent and an eager and willing ton hunter, his absence from the team due to a rigorous schooling at a far off �ton academy�, has caused him to not attain the level of, �the main hunters�, but he could he easily be among them if he was in a more suitable location. Celtic Warrior: He is currently in the US Marines, learning essential �ton hunting� skills, but when he arrives back in PA with more time than his allotted two week vacations, he will again rise to the �main hunter� level. Very brash and brave, one of the first members of the original, �Gates of Hell� expedition, and a noble hunter. American Tondre: Yes, his name is quite as weird as his current demeanor in the field of ton hunting, mainly because he is still the best and most prolific �finder� of tons, though he will no longer enter them. Afraid after the two incidents of near-capture, The Spank and Ex-ton Incidents, (which can be explained in further detail if one wishes to know about them) he claims disinterest is entering tons, yet still goes out of his way to find them. Once one of the best, now just one of the rest. Cannibal Ferrox: (a.k.a.: amber pooh, flare, etc.) He once showed much promise, and while he still appears eager to go to tons, he frequently uses excuses such as being tired or not being dressed properly to enter tons. He often makes stupid mistakes, (i.e.: gets pulled over by cops almost every time he drives) and is often the first to want to turn back. He does, however, have a good cautious ability, drives often, and is the best equipped ton hunter. (i.e.: flashlights, gear, the Stalker 5000, etc.) Good at escaping, he got away from the very sticky situations of the Gates of Hell State Police Tussle, and the Spank Incident. Also assisted the Bitch House break-in, yet did not go in. Trick: Does not go to tons often, due to multiple employment obligations, yet is an avid hunter when he has the chance. The watchman of the group, he is always on the lookout. He was among the group that made up the original Gates of Hell expedition. Retired Hunters: Dave Atrocity: Turned to a life of skateboarding and Pink Floyd. Greggy Mc: Enjoys mooning neighbors from his bedroom window too much to even leave his house anymore. Vin: Became an amber-bryce. Still wishes he went to the Bitch House. A good hunter at one time, he may come back to his old ways eventually. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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